I wish there was a special Trip Advisor just for kids. The Small Small had cause to go on a group trip to The Deep recently. Here is her (transcribed) review.

I’m handing over to the Small Small this week for several reasons. 1. The world is so terrible I don’t know what to say about it. 2. When I tried to say something about it a couple of weeks ago, I got more angry responses than I’ve ever had before. 3. Covid has hit Casaonthenetheredge and I’m not feeling super write-y.

TRIP ADVISOR REVIEW OF THE DEEP

By Small Small, Age 6-and-a-lot

* There was only one yellow seahorse.

* I didn’t see any penguins.

* I had to sit next to Amanda on the coach and there was too much drama.

* People shouldn’t be sick on coaches, it’s gross.

* I got pushed in the aisle and I didn’t like it.

* I was hungry on the way but I had some cheese.

* The sharks weren’t big enough.

* Lisa was scared in the tunnel but I told her the worst that could happen was that the tanks would break and she’d get eaten.

* I liked the rays because they’re smiley. I don’t know what they’re happy about. Maybe they just got some cheese.

* I don’t know how swordfish blow their noses.

* It was too dark and I didn’t like it.

* I touched some ice.

* The sea worms did a dance for me.

* I saw a Dory and I think it waved at me.

* There was snot on the floor in the lunchroom and it made me feel sick.

* I saw an axolotl but it wasn’t like the minecraft ones.

* There was a crown thorn starfish. They’re poisonous. It went like this. [Lies spread eagled face down on the floor for 90 full seconds]

* There was too much standing up and I got too tired to look at things.

* The fish were boring but I liked seeing the animals.

* I would give it 5 out of 5 stars!